J's Hideout SMP

2nd Anniversary

Nov 2 – 9, 2026 9 Mini-Games

Two years of building, raiding, trading and staying up far too late together. To mark it, we're spending a whole week playing: nine mini-games over six nights, then an awarding ceremony where the community crowns its own. Grab a partner, pull a squad together, and come celebrate.

The Games Begin In
Mon, Nov 2 · 8:00 PM
All times are Philippine time (PHT). Each game shows when to be ready and when it starts.
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Your Games

Sign in with Discord to sign up. You can play up to 3 games across the week, counting the ones your duo or team enters.

Monday
Nov 2
Day 1
Ice Race Solo

Ice Race

Be Ready · Starts

A boat, a sheet of ice, and every corner trying to throw you into the wall.

How It Plays & Rules

Everyone lines up at the start and launches on the emcee's GO. Hold your line through the drift, carry your speed out of each turn, and be the first boat across the finish.

  • No sabotaging other racers.
  • No skipping any part of the course.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Players Signed Up
Mini Build Battle Duo

Mini Build Battle

Be Ready · Starts Right After Ice Race

You, a partner, a theme and ten minutes on the clock.

How It Plays & Rules

Each pair gets the same theme and the same materials. When the ten minutes are up, the spectators walk the plots and drop a piece of paper into the claypot of the build they love most. The most papers wins.

  • No peeking at other plots while building.
  • No AI help.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Duos Signed Up
Tuesday
Nov 3
Day 2
Hit the Target Solo

Hit the Target

Be Ready · Starts

Ten targets, twenty arrows, and a stopwatch running the whole time.

How It Plays & Rules

Players shoot one at a time. Your clock stops on your tenth target, and the fastest time of the night wins. Run out of arrows before all ten are down and you're out, so make every shot count.

  • No auto-aim or aim-assist mods.
  • No hitbox mods.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Players Signed Up
Wednesday
Nov 4
Day 3
Find the Item Solo

Find the Item

Be Ready · Starts

One item is hidden somewhere out there. Do not be the last to find it.

How It Plays & Rules

Everyone enters the search area together at the start of each round. Whoever finds the item last is out, and the rest go again, round after round, until a single searcher is left.

  • First-person view only.
  • No freecam.
0 Players Signed Up
Cake Defense Duo

Cake Defense

Be Ready · Starts Right After Find the Item

Three cakes, fifteen minutes, and nothing but wind charges and snowballs.

How It Plays & Rules

Every pair guards three cakes while the other teams come for them. Knock attackers back with wind charges and snowballs, keep your table covered, and finish the fifteen minutes with the most cakes still standing.

  • Punching is strictly prohibited.
  • Wind charges and snowballs only — no other items or tools.
0 Duos Signed Up
Thursday
Nov 5
Day 4
Tug of Sulfur Cube Duo

Tug of Sulfur Cube

Be Ready · Starts

One sulfur cube in the middle, two pairs with spears, and only one way it can go.

How It Plays & Rules

Use your spears to drive the cube into your own scoring zone while fending the other pair off it. Every goal is a point, and the first team to three takes the match.

  • Spears only — no other tools, and no food.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Duos Signed Up
Spleef Team of 4

Spleef

Be Ready · Starts Right After Tug of Sulfur Cube

Two teams of four on a floor of snow, and every one of you is holding a shovel.

How It Plays & Rules

Dig out the blocks under your opponents and send them through the floor. Friendly fire is on, so mind your own team's feet too. The last team standing wins the round, and the first to two rounds takes the game.

  • Shovels only — no other tools.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Teams Signed Up
Friday
Nov 6
Day 5
Relay Pig Race Team of 4

Relay Pig Race

Be Ready · Starts

Four legs, four riders, and a pig that does not always want to go your way.

How It Plays & Rules

Each runner rides a pig with a Carrot on a Stick and hands off to the next teammate at the station. Break your carrot or lose your pig down a hole and it's back to your station for a new one. The first team whose last rider crosses the line wins.

  • No skipping any part of the course.
  • No sabotage.
  • No potions.
  • No hacks.
  • No punching or hitting.
0 Teams Signed Up
Saturday
Nov 7
Day 6
Dodge Ball Team of 4

Dodge Ball

Be Ready · Starts

A platform high above The End and a pocket full of wind charges.

How It Plays & Rules

Blast the other teams off the edge — one fall and you're out, and friendly fire is on. The last team with anyone left on the platform wins. If fifteen minutes pass first, the team with the most players still standing takes it.

  • Wind charges only — no other tools.
  • No griefing.
  • No stacking on top of other players.
0 Teams Signed Up

Sign-ups for each game close when players are called in on the night. For duo and team games, the leader signs up the whole group. The descriptions here are previews; the full official mechanics are posted in the Discord announcements channel, so give them a read before you play.

Fair Play: Exploiting, cheating, glitching or using unintended mechanics means immediate disqualification, and breaking a game's rules resets your skills.

WordCraft Wizard — a Boggle-style word game. Find words, learn new ones, level up

Ceremony, Awards & Prizes

🏛️ The Awarding Ceremony Sun, Nov 8 · Starfern's Auditorium

The week ends with everyone in one room: the mini-game champions get their prizes, the community awards are handed out, and we close it with a group picture.

7:00–7:30 PM Grace Period & Assembly
7:30–8:00 PM Opening Remarks — Boss J
8:00–8:25 PM Intermission
8:25–8:55 PM Awarding: Mini-Game Winners
8:55–9:20 PM Intermission
9:20–10:00 PM Main Community Awards
10:00–10:30 PM Intermission
10:30–10:45 PM Closing Remarks — Sponsors
10:45–11:00 PM Official Group Picture

Times may shift a little on the night.

🎖️ Community Awards 5 Awards · Each Wins OVL 2

Voted by the community and handed out on the night.

Best Promotional Content
The poster that wins the public vote.
Friendliest Neighbor
The one who is always ready to help, and makes new faces feel at home.
Master of Vibes
The player who brings the good energy every time they log in.
Best Lore (Oral)
The best story of J's Hideout, told in your own voice.
Dedicated Streamer
Hours on stream, the quality of the content, and how they bring their chat along.
🖼️ The Poster Contest From Oct 17 · #JsHideout2TheNextLevel

Show the world what two years of J's Hideout looks like. Make a multi-slide photo poster, post it on TikTok with the hashtag, and enter it here. The poster with the most votes takes Best Promotional Content. #JsHideout2TheNextLevel

🎁 The Prize Pool 10 Prizes · Put up by the server for the week's winners.
1 Stack Enchanted Golden Apples
2 Stacks Bottles o' Enchanting
4 Stacks + 4 Gold Blocks
4 Stacks Shulker Shells
4 Nether Stars
4 Totems of Undying
3 Enchanted Books — Swift Sneak II, Soul Speed II, Wind Burst I
20 Fried Chicken, Cooked By JCorpse_
10 Lives
4 Netherite Blocks
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🎉 Happy 2nd Anniversary, J's Hideout SMP! 🎉

The real trophy is the fun we share and the memories we build along the way. Don't stress over the scoreboard. Play hard, laugh harder, and have a blast with your teammates.

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